1) Always say Black Sabbath rules.
2) Own only Black Sabbath greatest hits collection.
3) If something is good, it always "kicks ass!"
4) Look down upon people who don’t listen to metal.
5) Give crappy nicknames to nu-metal bands. e.g. Limp DickShit, Stinkin Park.
6) Anything which sells more than 17 copies should be termed as a “Sellout”.
7) Remember, Metallica sold out with the ‘Black Album’.
8) You’ve bought the ‘Black Album’ eight times!
9) You have a wide taste in music. Keep a few Jazz albums in your collection.
10) Always keep a few Dream Theater songs in your iPod(to show people that it takes talent to make this kind of music).
11) Make sure your music library consists of everything from old school rock to brutal death metal.
12) Say you don’t like anything post 1991.
13) Don’t get caught listening to Killswitch Engage or As I Lay Dying, or worse..Bryan Adams..ouchh!!
14) Delete the album artwork of all your Cannibal Corpse albums!
15) Leather, chains, Dragons, warriors, death, war, drugs are your most sought after literary tangents.
16) Praise Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, Rainbow, Rolling Stones no matter what!!
17) Listen to 2 songs from Led Zeppelin & Deep Purple and have no idea about Rainbow & Rolling Stones.
18) Memorise the lyrics to Slayer’s Rein In Blood by heart.
19) Don’t cut your hair.
20) When your mommy/wife yells at you, cut your hair!
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