1) You have to suppress every masculine instinct you were born with.
2) You are a cold hearted prick devoid of any emotion.
3) Objectivity and logical reasoning are myths!! Never use them in aguments or conversations.
4) 5 mins of negligence means you’re not gonna get any attention for 5 days; so tread carefully.
5) A half an hour incident may take and hour to be told. Be patient.
6) Learn the art of wasting 4 and a half hours visiting shops and not buying anything.
7) A movie skipped a week means 7 meals skipped a month.
8) Learn the art of giving advice without giving one. (very important!!!!)
9) You can help, but you can’t take control.
10) Learn to listen to all the gushing over hunky bollywood actors.
11) Be sure your favourite actresses are Shabana Aazmi and Smita Patil.
12) Learn to give responses in milliseconds.
13) ”Do I look fat?”NO!!…..”Does this dress suit me?”YES…..”Should I cut my hair?”
…err…umm…YOU'RE DEAD!!!.
14) Eat everything!!
15) Learn the hug n’ roll technique. Note: Refer to Friends Third Season Episode 3.
16) Never ever!! say anything about her shoes.
17) There are no in-laws in this world. Only mothers, fathers, brothers and sisters.
18) You cannot, should not, be tired at any point during the day.
19) You might wanna warm up to pedicures now…oooops!!
20) Remember….she always comes first.
2 comments:
excellent. between you and tambi we could have a best seller!
Now that's an idea!! Dekhta hun if we can meet up in Feb for a brainstorming session...LOL.
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