100 Greatest Metal Albums of All Time--Part 1

Ok, I know I'm not Martin Popoff but I'm going to make this list anyway. As always, some of the albums MAY find a spot here for their sheer influence or innovation, but most of them will be here because I enjoy them. A few might also not fit with the "Metal" tag, but hey....it's my list. Without any further ado, here are #s 100 to 81 for you.

100. Game Over--Nuclear Assault(1986/87)
Following in the footsteps of Suicidal Tendencies and D.R.I., Nuclear Assault had transformed into a full blown thrash metal band with this release, and it is their crowning achievement. Insane riffs, screeching vocals and politically charged lyrics make this an absolutely must own for any fan of thrash,hardcore or crossover. Killer tracks--Sin, Betrayal and My America.

99. Pleasures of the Flesh--Exodus(1987)
Exodus' sophomore release without Paul Baloff!!!...but this one still doesn't disappoint a bit. Not as ferocious and unrelenting as their masterful debut, this one packs quite a punch and some grooves too. Killer tracks--Parasite, Choose your weapon and Chemi-kill.

98.Chaosphere--Meshuggah(1998)
While Destroy Erase Improve is almost universally accepted as the best Mehuggah album, I prefer this one. This album is literally a sonic panic and sometimes uncomfortably heavy...but I love it. Killer tracks--they are all good but Corridor of Chameleons might give you a scare or two:)

97.Eternal Devastation--Destruction(1986)
One of the pioneers of the German thrash metal scene, Destruction were at their best on this one...and why not? This is 1986!! and everything is gold. Killer tracks--Curse the Gods,Eternal Ban and Upcoming Devastation(instr).

96.Focus--Cynic(1993)
If you think Death Metal cannot gel with Jazz,Fusion,Electronica...thing again! As fate would have it, this is the only Cynic recording ever(edited to add--they came out with Traced in Air recently, I have yet to lay my hands on it)and what a mark it made on the metal scene. I really can't pick killer tracks here except for How Could I, but the sheer musical skill displayed throughout the album will keep you mesmerized.

95. Persecution Mania--Sodom(1987)
Ahh Sodom, another piece of the great German thrash scene of the eighties. If anybody plays thrash by the book, it's Sodom. Killer tracks--Nuclear Winter, Bombenhagel, Outbreak of Evil and very neat rendition of Motorhead's Iron Fist.

94. Lights..Camera..Revolution!--Suicidal Tendencies(1990)
I was actually torn between this and How Will I Laugh Tomorrow....but this came on top. Combining punk, rock and some elements of thrash ST created a gem of an album here. Killer tracks--You Can't Bring Me Down, Lost Again and Alone.

93. Annihilation of the Wicked--Nile(2005)
Wow, an album from the new millennium cracks the list..yes it's that good. What can I say about this album...well...prepare to be annihilated! This is Nile at their brutal and technical best. Astounding drumming, haunting egyptian melodies, bone crunching riffs.....aah!. Killer tracks--User Maat Re, Lashed to The Slavestick and Von Unaussprechlichen Kulten.

92. A Predator's Portrait--Soilwork(2001)
What do we have here..another one from the new millennium? These Swedes borrow quite a lot from other genre greats, but what they have created here is quite possibly one of the most accessible yet punchy melodic death metal albums ever. Killer riffing combined with atmospheric keyboards and double bass mayhem make this any metaller's wet dream. Killer tracks--Needlefeast, The Analyst and Shadowchild.

91. The Dark Saga--Iced Earth(1996)
Let it be known that Matt Barlow is undoubtedly one of the most powerful voices in all of metal. With that said, this is not Iced Earth's best album, but it sure packs a lot more feel and punch than your DragonForces and Stratovariuses. Killer tracks--I Died for You, The Hunter and Depths of Hell.

90. Human--Death(1991)
The founders of Death Metal have finally cracked the list. As with any Death album, it is very hard to tell you what exactly is brilliant about it. Killer riffs, awesome bass work, great drumming, blazing solos, it's all there. Same for the songs..they're all great; every Death album is brilliant from start to finish...so is this one. It's just that I find a few of their own albums better than this.....(to come later)

89. Ignorance/Surf Nicaragua EP--Sacred Reich(1987)
This is Sacred Reich's best album(plus an EP with some live recordings--box set)...period. In fact this might just be the only Sacred Reich album worth listening to. Their most acclaimed album, The American Way is just too sloppy for my tastes...I steer clear of it..so should you. This one is pure thrash madness as it should be...Killer tracks--Death Squad, Victim of Demise and check out the absolutely killer cover of Black Sabbath's War Pigs(much better than the Faith No More one).

88. Cause of Death--Obituary(1990)
This is Obituary's most balanced recording to date. With death metal classics like Body Bag, Chopped in Half and the monster Find the Arise you just cannot go wrong with this one. They also introduced solos here, and it's a welcome change from Slowly We Rot.

87. Wages of Sin--Arch Enemy(2002)
With Angela Gossow's recruitment, two things happened to Arch Enemy. One, the sound did not remain your typical death metal type...two, the music got better! Yes, this is THE definitive Arch Enemy album. Some may argue Burning Bridges, but this stands heads and shoulders above that album in my book. Michael Amott is a guitar god and the level of musical precision on this album is almost clinical. Killer tracks--Enemy Within, Ravenous and Dead Bury Their Dead.

86. Ashes of the Wake--Lamb of God(2004)
That's right, scoff if you will, but this is no screamo emo metalcore crap. This is a pure headbanger from start to finish and is everything that metal should be in the new age. Killer tracks--Laid to Rest, The Faded Line and Remorse is for the Dead.

85. Enemy of God--Kreator(2005)
The mighty Kreator have finally cracked the list and what they have here is inarguably the greatest thrash album of the new millennium. Nuff said...Killer tracks--Enemy of God, Impossible Brutality and Murder Fantasies.

84. Blackwater Park--Opeth(2001)
This is the only Opeth album I can stand from start to finish...why? Because it is that good. Nowhere do the abnormally long songs feel forced and that's what is great about it. It has a melancholic feel to it and the mood keeps oscillating from the grey to the serene to the angry. You have to let it grow on you. Killer tracks--Bleak, The Drapery Falls and Blackwater Park.

83. Eternal Nightmare--Violence(1988)
A truly underrated thrash masterpiece of the eighties. Riffs, riffs and more riffs..that is all this album is about. I'm not complaining and neither should you. Killer tracks--Serial Killer, Phobophobia and Kill on Command.

82. Dreaming Neon Black--Nevermore(1999)
This is Nevermore's masterpiece....a masterpiece in all of metal actually. They combine power and thrash to produce one of the most outstanding concept metal albums ever. Killer tracks--Beyond Within, Poison Godmachine and Forever.

81. Alice in Hell--Annihilator(1989)
Annihilator's thrash debut and inarguably their best album to date. Jeff Waters weaves pure genius with this album that's heavy yet surprisingly accessible. Killer tracks--Alison Hell, W.T.Y.D. and Wicked Mystic.

Francois Gautier on Hindu Terrorism

This Outlook Article written by a non-Hindu writer (and an acclaimed one at that) seems to know what I was trying to say in my earlier post. Bad Hindus are bad, bad Muslims are bad, bad Christians are bad. But if you know your history(ancient,medieval or modern), you just cannot lump these things with all other forms of terrorism and start questioning Hindu(Indian) tolerance. I'm still waiting for some lost soul to interpret this or my last post as a justification for the killings and cry foul....hmm..let's wait and watch.

Tolerance and Religion

Before my rant begins, let me speak a bit about the the words 'Hindu' and 'Hindutva'. Due to the recent acts of violence and hatred carried out by the VHP and Bajrang Dal activists, everybody in the media (including people in the the blogosphere) has taken to condemning various aspects of "Hinduism". Yes, these acts of violence are cowardly and totally inhuman and I hope each and everyone invloved in such crimes of hate should be hanged by the neck till death. But, let me put some perspective in to this whole "Hindu" bashing fad. Which, for better or worse has also developed into the 'who's more Indian' debate.

Hindu is not a Sanskrit or Hindi word, in fact it's not even a word at all!. The early Persians who came to India just couldn't handle pronouncing the word Sindhu(Indus of Indus Valley Civilization as we know it) and so after much changes it simply became Hindu(which later became Hindustan) and the natives were addressed as Hindus. So everybody in the Indian subcontinent was known as a Hindu. Hinduism, in it's essence, has nothing to do with religion..it's all purely geographical. Before foreigners/invaders started coming to India, it was always known as Bharat(named after King Bharat) and it simply means lover of eternal knowledge and the religion(if you'd like to call it that) practiced was Sanatan Dharma which simply means eternal religion. So, the words Hindu or Indian or Bhartiya are one and the same thing. Of course, all invaders throughout India's history made sure they distorted the meaning. So the next time someone assumes you're a Hindu if you live in India...umm...it's technically right you know ;).

"Hinduism" is nothing but a set of beliefs, cultures and rituals(yes) that the inhabitants of this land inculcated in their lives through the thousands and thousands of years of our history. You have the same Christian wedding whether you're in France or Timbaktu, you have the same Nikah in every part of the world, but you'll see at least 36 different types of Hindu marriages in India. No baptism, no khatna There is no ONE GOD, there is no ONE holy book. Even the Bhagwad Gita which serves as the epitome of all "Hindu" philosophy talks about the WAY to lead one's life and nothing else. None of the Hindu scriptures or holy books talk about non-believers being "vile animals" or "destined to hell". There is NOTHING about other religions or non-believers...why? Maybe because this is much before the concept of religion even existed. Heck, with 18 Crore devi/devatas I think it would have been cruel to the human race..lol.

Some people also have trouble distinguishing Diwali or Holi from say X-Mas or Id. Let it be known that Diwali is an INDIAN festival, not a "Hindu" one as many of you know it. It has absolutely no connection to any religion whatsover. Let me explain; North Indians(yes, not Hindus) celebrate it as the victory of good over evil(I'm guessing you know the Rama,Sita,Ravana deal), and even then, instead of Ram,Sita,Laxman..we actually worship Ganesh and Lakshmi on Diwali night. Doesn't make sense right? And it doesn't need to. South Indians celebrate it for a totally different reason..something to do with narkasur. Jains celebrate Diwali for the same reasons and with same fervor as all "Hindus". Sikhs also celebrate Diwali but for a different reason and they call it Bandhi Chhor Diwas. There's a reason why the President of the USA addresses the Indian nation and wishes us happy Diwali. It is because Diwali is an Indian festival, not bound by caste, creed or religion. So the next time someone tells you that Diwali is more of an Indian festival than X-Mas or anything else....don't be mad....it's absolutely correct you know.

Am I making any sense up till now? Baah...I'll continue anyway. So you see, there are absolutely no rigid rules to be followed, not in the rituals, not in the festivals, not even in death. There is no ONE god/lord, no one way of life...nothing in absolutes. Generally the cow is considered sacred, but you have Kali temples where cows are offered as bali and meat is served to the pujaris as prasad. That is why it was, is and will always be the most tolerant faith on Earth. Note: I'm not talking about the VHP/Bajrang Dal concept of Hindutva here, I'm talking about the true essence of Hindu faith. As we discussed in the first paragraph, Hindutva, when translated, simply means Indian-ness, and that is how it should have been. Had all the emperors/invaders throughout India's history been like Akbar we would have no need to change its name from Hindustan.

A little bit on the “Indian-ness” and “tolerance” part of this great debate. Now, whatever I’m going to say is from my own experience and I don’t intend to generalize anything. From what I’ve seen throughout the 30 odd years of my life, many people, including Hindus, Christians, Muslim, Sikhs etc believe that by virtue of having a “best friend” of another religion or the fact that they mingle a lot with people of other religions they are “tolerant”. This can be so far!! from the truth. You befriend the “person”, you marry the “person” and let’s be honest; in a country like India you would have to be a moron of the first order to even think that you could get away without such inter-religious/cultural interaction.

Everybody who lives in modern age India and pretends to be(or really is) religiously tolerant will do some or all of these things: A self proclaimed modern Hindu will celebrate X-Mas, Id and even visit their Muslim and Christian friends places but he/she may tell their son/daughter to never marry a non Hindu or think of all Muslims as traitors. An educated Muslim will have lots of Hindu friends/colleagues and a high flying job but he may be secretly typing e-mails in lieu of SIMI or ISI coz TTT was a thing of ancient India. A well educated, well brought up Christian will mingle will people from all religions and cultures but he/she may be secretly thinking how to convert the bugger, coz very clearly, the days of TTT are over for them too. TTT stands for torture, taxation & tyranny.

How do we sort out the pretenders? More importantly, how do we sort out those who value their religion over India? I’ll tell you how. These are the people who lie low, masquerading as the “ideal” Indian citizen but come out of their shell as soon as something provocative enough happens. And then, sadly, there are those who don’t even need anything provocative. These are the people who view conversion as an act against their God and start taking innocent lives. These are the people who demolish mosques to avenge something that’s not even relevant today. These are the people who walk the streets as just another Indian but have posters of only Pakistani cricketers in their homes. These are the people who burst firecrackers every time India loses a match to Pakistan. These are the people who could care less about India or Indian-ness and their sole purpose is to go around proclaiming their God as the only saviour. These are the people who blow their trumpets of being an “ideal” Indian community not having the faintest idea of their miserable population Vs. enrollment ratio in the Indian army, the police, the administrative services or any public/social service cause (that does not involve religion).

If the rowdy Hindu MNS workers beat up a fellow Indian from the North to death it’s not so bad. But if a Hindu extremist takes Christian lives, it’s suddenly Christ Vs….well…who...Rama, Krishna, Shiva, Vishnu, Durga…who? It’s suddenly all about the shortcomings and intolerance of Hinduism. If you really are so tolerant, why would you not see this as just another inhuman act by some pathetic scoundrels destined to hell anyway? These are the people who’ll go to unknown lengths and nitpick on every damn thing about another religion when someone in their religion/community is attacked. These people, when provoked, will look for every conceivable way to justify their religion or God as being better or the ultimate one. Sad….but true. How do I know? Well…I have met my fair share of pretenders in my life, and fortunately, quite a few genuine ones too. The pretenders are usually very confused; they think they don’t take religion very seriously when in fact they do.

During my early childhood in Allahabad, my friends used to call me Zahir. My father wanted to name me that after Zahir Abbas(the famous Pakistani cricketer) but it never came through. Anyway, my friends still called me that…and I was also told that I had very Muslim features (dunno what that means). But it was ok, in fact the names kept changing from Zahir to Salim and some also started calling me Muslim Miya. After a while, some locals kids from a nearby area (all Muslim population) also started playing cricket with me and would also take me to their homes to meet their parents. Those kids were actually from a lower economic section of the society and it probably made them feel good to bring home a friend who looked taken care of(I hope J). But, I have known (still know) quite a few Christians/Muslims who will get thoroughly offended if anybody assumes they’re Hindu because of their first name or the way they dress or the way they talk, even if the other person was just wishing them for a festival. NO SIR!!,..no way…how the hell did you get my religion wrong.

I sometimes don’t understand why people take all these things so seriously. Mind you, these are the ones who go all trumpetty tibbity bippity on tolerance at the drop of a hat. If you truly believe that all Indians are your brothers and sisters then simply view it as a brother killing a brother. On the one hand you blow your tolerance and Indian-ness horns and on the other you say a Hindu killed my fellow Christian..I need justice!!, or a Muslim killed my fellow Hindu..so on and so forth. Please stop pretending! National Integration is a thing of the heart and mind, not the mask we wear in our daily lives. Some people don’t understand that religion is not something that can be mocked or made fun of. No matter how hard one may try, it’s just not possible. Some pseudo-intellectual Hindus (I’ve known quite a few) talk crap about some of the gods. Heck, I remember one Hindu batchmate in London who actually called Lord Rama an ass-hole. None of us said a word and could only feel pity for her. Pity not because she had abused our Hindu God, pity because she had demeaned and Indian holy figure in front of all the foreigners and became another victim of the so called “cool” era.

So that was...errr..whatever that was. I am an Indian and a Hindu. Does that make me more of an Indian than a Christian, Muslim, or Sikh? Certainly not, but the simple fact that I belong to the majority (which by the way was not my choice) should not make an easier scapegoat out of me. I am a Hindu because my forefathers did not convert or bow down to the violence. We didn’t choose our religion. Once the other fellow Indians converted to Islam or Christianity; we were attached to Hinduism automatically. Ever wondered why the Indian Ocean is called the Hind Mahasaagar? Why there are Hindukush Mountains? Don’t hate on the word Hindu, it’s an identity, an Indian identity. Of course, now it has been severely maligned by politicians and extremist groups, but if you can’t see through it…then please don’t call yourself tolerant. The only differentiator is our forefathers’ decision to hold on to our native faith while the others adopted foreign ones. For better or worse is entirely subjective. Know before you talk, criticize the individuals, the politicians, the extremists, not Hindus. And if you should, then do your research first...and a thorough one at that, including the history of major religions (including their history in India, trust me...it's not as rosy as you may think) and the writings of all holy books. Then, we'll talk about tolerance. Violence or killing in the name of God is evil, and anybody who commits such a sin will go to hell. Trust me, no matter what you books say...killers will go to hell, rapists will go to hell, bombers will go to hell, people who let you die of starvation unless you accept their God will go to hell. Don't criticize the faith for that, don't criticize God for that. Faith or religion is what people make of it, and sometimes it's not what God intended.

Indian?? Really??

It was a " you guys ok?" sms from a friend that led us to believe something was wrong, and we instinctively turned on one of the TV news channels. Yes, something was wrong; a series of bomb blasts..again! To think that we had actually planned on going to Connaught Place and Palika Bazaar on that fateful Saturday sends shivers down my spine. We didn't, fortunately...and I haven't stopped thanking God since that day. You see what the world has come to? I am actually thankful! for not being able to enjoy a well earned weekend because some pricks out there think they are doing God's work by killing innocent people. The multimedia e-mail they sent to the news channels was very disturbing to say the least. "your dirty blood will be spilled"!! who the hell can actually turn the minds of educated people in such a way? What is infuriating and quite funny at the same time, is that they still have the balls to call themselves 'INDIAN' Mujahiddeen. Really?? Be a human first and then we'll see if you have the right to call yourselves Indian or not.

Now I'm not gonna bash the Government like everybody else does everytime something like this happens. In a vast and densely populated country like India, if the terrorists want to...then there's no way the police or the administration can catch them a 100% of the time. Adding to the problem is the fact that many of them are actually from the supposedly educated/civil section of the society. IT employees, doctors...you will find them in all walks of life. But!, once you do catch them..please oh please!!! get rid of them. I know, this statement may annoy some human rights activists out there, but these people have no rights in my eyes. A convicted terrorist needs to be executed..end of story. A known terrorist who's still on the run--a shoot at sight order for him. That's how it should be. We're no America, I know, ghar mein ghus ke nahi maar sakte hum (I'd be glad if we could do that though), but swift trials/executions for convicted terrorists is the least we could do. As it is these people have little fear of anything, they suicide bomb!! for heaven's sake..and the way our Government lingers on these trials for years and years won't do anything to dampen their spirits.

The case of Muhammad Afzal Guru comes to mind. Here was a man, convicted of premeditated bombings on the Indian Parliament, and there were Mehbooba Mufti and Ghulam Nabi Azaad shouting slogans of human rights!?? No further comments...but..what the fuck!!!!??? And don't even get me started on the ever so moronic Arundhati Roy...haven't seen another pseudo intellectual and pretentious socialite(yes, I don't consider her a social worker..NO) quite like her. She was one of the torch bearers demanding clemency for Afzal. Go get a life you tool!! Ditto Medha Patkar. Sometimes I wonder, why is it that all human rights belong to the criminals and terrorists? Do we, the normal, law abiding citizens of India have no rights? Do we not have the right to freely go wherever and do whatever we like in our own country..without being scared of some prick pushing a remote button? Yes!..I think I do, in fact I know we do. My only plea to the Indian Government is to hunt them down, eradicate them. You don't feed pests...and at the risk of sounding inhuman and uncool again, I'll say that every person who indulges in any act of terrorism is a pest!
To sum up..I want an India where I can live freely, walk freely without being scared. An India where I can proudly say...borrowing lines from Naseer in A Wednesday:-
Koi bhi ma*****od ek button daba ke meri zindagi nahi le sakta

Rant over...god be with you all.

Metallica-Death Magnetic Review

After more than 15 years of personal problems, musical bankruptcy, substance abuse and some mediocre to below average studio albums to their credit...hold on...umm..err...well....Metallica are back!

Read on my fellow metalheads :)
Clocking in at a mammoth 75 minutes, this album's structure is quite reminiscent of the masterful And Justice for All. Album opener That Was Just Your Life starts with a hearbeat (literally) and pretty soon you get the message. Metallica make it loud and clear....'We are back to thrashing boys, and we mean it'. When Kirk's solo hits around the 5 minute mark, you realize how vital it is to the "Metallica" sound and only a fool would have thought of a Metallica album without solos, a fool the world knows as Bob Rock. This one's a great thrasher to start off the album with.

Next up is The End of The Line, a technical thrasher with some epic soling from Kirk. Following this one comes Broken,Beat and Scarred which is an out and out balls to the walls headbanger. The three glorious thrashers pave way for lead single The Day That Never Comes, which slows the tempo for the first time. It's a semi ballad of sorts and home to some excuisite guitar work. This is one of those songs which grow on you after repeated listens.
Next up is my favourite song off the album, All Nightmare Long. Hold on to your socks for this one fellas, this is Metallica at what they f'in do best. Hyper speed shredding, immaculate soloing...one hell of an exciting nightmare this is. A mosher of moshers from the lords of mosh themselves.
Cyanide keeps things rocking and rolling at a medium pace and could very well have been on the Load/Reload albums. we're not complaining though, coz we're still under the spell of the preceeding thrashers, and a little variety never hurts.
The Unforgiven III follows Cyanide, a slow, piano infested ballad which might very well be the lowest point of the whole album. And even if the song was any good, there's this one thing you realize...Metallica have, and will always do what they want. So you can just shove whatever true metal crap that's in your head and deal with it. It's criminal to ignore Metallica for the mere hatred of one or two songs or your own stupid ass beliefs.
The Judas Kiss sounds more like a heavy rock n' roll jam session with a decent solo. Just when you start to think the downward spiral will continue, Metallica ramp up their game again with Suicide and Redemption, a moody, atmospheric instrumental which tries to recreate the glory of The Call of Ktulu and Orion, it doesn't quite, but it's a good song nonetheless and features some great twin guitar work by James and Kirk.
A riff infested monster thrasher called My Apocalypse brings things to end on a very very high note.
So, that was Death Magnetic for you. Let me say though, except for a couple of songs, this is not really the Metallica of the eighties. As much as this album reminds you of And Justice..., Master.., or Ride The Lighting..it reminds you of Load, Reload and St. Anger as well. It's still music from a band that is trying to get back in form, to get back to its roots, to get back to whatever it was that made this band the biggest metal band ever. We also need to understand that you just cannot expect a band to keep churning out the same stuff over and over again. They are creative people, they'll go insane if they do not progress. What's good about this album is that the Metal in Metal-lica seems to back, well, for the most part...and that in itself is a great deal. All Nightmare Long in itself is evidence enough that all hope is not lost. Yes, there are some things which might annoy some people..e.g. James' emo like singing in some songs, southern rock influences in some songs a la Load etc etc, but there's still enough material here to bang your head to and shout out loud. Death Magnetic is clearly not another Master...,And Justice.. or Ride The Lightning. It may not even be as punchy as The Black album, but it is clearly heads and shoulders above anything they have done in the past decade and a half, and miles ahead of most crap masquerading as metal these days.
EDIT: After repeated listens I have changed my mind, Suicide and Redemption may!! actually reach the status of Orion or ..Ktulu...the song absolutely rocks!!! Man!...what musicianship...absolutely mindblowing.

Rating: 8.5/10

Our chhota dost is gone!

It was a windy/rainy friday night about 2 months ago and we were feasting on our customary pizza and some alcohol to go with it. We heard some noises on the balcony, so we went out and saw a pigeon violently flipping over some empty cartons. Poor thing had hurt one of its legs and was not able to fly. For a while we didn't know what to do, the little guy was flipping all around the place. Then, I mustered up some courage and caught hold of him with a towel in my hand. We soothed him for a bit and kept murmuring calming sounds (we made up our own language) and then lay it down in a secure spot. Then we put some breadcrumbs and a bowl of water in front of him. He looked calm now but was still shaking, so we went inside and let him be. Next morning I went to check the balcony as soon as I got up. The breadcrumbs were gone, the bowl of water was empty, the little guy had flown away! yay. We were so happy and relieved. Come to think of it, we've had a strange chemistry with pigeons ever since we moved into our current apartment. They were always nesting and making a mess of things in our second balcony...but we were never really annoyed.

Now comes another story: About three weeks ago we had a new entrant in our home..a little mouse. His first sighting was when he ran right over my wife's feet resulting in a witch-like scream. Women...aah!..why do they have to scream at anything and everything...even a cockroach(now that's just silly). Anyway, I was ordered on a hunting mission right away....but all attempts went in vain. After a few days we forgot about it and the little guy kept showing up while we were watching the TV or just slacking on the couch. He loved to run right accross the carpet which would make my wife jump. After getting used to him, we started calling him our chhota dost (little friend). If he were to show up when guests were at our place, that was the way he was introduced..our chhota dost.
About 4 days ago, while my wife was taking out some stuff from one of the kitchen storage cabinets, she saw rice splattered all over the place. When inspected, we saw that the rice packet as well as a lot of others were chewed and gnawed upon by our chhota not so dost anymore. That evening, we bought some rat kill and put it all over the place. The last we saw of him was 2 days ago. We've searched the house, but there's no sign of him. Even our maid didn't find him anywhere in her jhaadoo ponchha routines. Who knows, maybe he just left our house..or maybe he actually ate some of the rat kill and went and died somewhere outside (it takes atleast 2 days for rat kill to affect).
The point is, if you've not got it by now...why did we differentiate between the pigeon/s and the mouse? Was it because the mouse was destroying our food...well...we gave food to the pigeon voluntarily didn't we? Was it because the mouse was creating nuisance...well..not anymore than the crap the pigeons made out of our second balcony. Or was it just because pigeons are soothing to the eye and mice are like...well....creepy. I don't know myself, but I do know that ever since his last sighting I've been feeling a little guilty. Guilty that I might have killed him..but why? I have killed hundreds of mice and rats in my life..why was this one special? Again, I don't know...maybe because we actually let him stay and got used to him. Maybe because we started calling him our chhota dost(bad idea) and felt connected to him. Come to think of it, I think that's what it is..we never should have named it. As much I like chicken and fish, would I ever be able to kill and eat one which I've named myself, which lives in my house pond or barn? No, I don't think so...not after this incident. In fact I'll stop naming things which I want to eat. Not that there are many living things to eat around the house(except the wife), but still. Oh no, this has been such an idiotic post...maybe I'm losing it. Now that I've spoken about it, I do feel less burdened with the guilt...so it was not all that idiotic I guess. Cheerio!

Ninja Gaiden 2 Review: Xbox 360

The near perfect action flick this generation of video games has to offer.


First things first; I haven't played any games of the Ninja Gaiden franchise before this, so there would be no comparisons.


Make no mistake, Ninja Gaiden 2 (NG2) isn't for the faint of heart or the attention deficient. It's a tough game, tough to the point of being punishing, merciless! More likely than not, there will be times when you'll simply want to throw your controller at the screen or scream obsceneties. Persevere, and thy will be rewarded! Now that this, the most probable deterrent for any casual gamer or even NG veterans has been touched upon, let's get on with the review.

Story....hmmm..well...it's as cheesy and downright uninteresting as it could get, but that's not the point of NG2 anyway. FYI though, Ryu Hayabusa (our Ninja hero) has been given the inevitable job of saving the world again. He has been on a revenge mission since the black spider clan Ninjas and fiends (the main villains) destroyed his village. This time around, there's a CIA?? twist in the tale and Ryu gets the help of Sonia (a buxom agent) intermittently in the game. The Archfiend has awakened and he threatens to shatter the peace on earth with the help of his four greater fiends (bosses you got to fight on and off in the game).



What surprised me immediately about NG2 was that it didn't hold my hand and tried to spoonfeed me at all. As soon as the intro cutscene was over, there I was, smack! in the middle of 10 angry ninja foes ready to mince me for dinner. Thereafter, it kept presenting me with scrolls on how to perform a specific evading move or how to counter an attack, so on and so forth. Never did it feel like Iwas being taught, but it still felt like I was learning. If you're one of those who think they are good because they can pull of insane combos and ratings in Devil May Cry then be ready to cry your heart out in as early as the second chapter of NG2. Button mashing will lead you nowhere, the enemies in NG2 are no punching bags. I cannot stress the importance of learning enough for this game. Look for enemy attack patterns, learn what has to be dodged and what has to be blocked (of course, most enemies in NG2 have guard breaking techniques, so don't think nothing will hit you if you just stand there blocking).



The enemy design and AI, specially the bosses is truly marvellous. Master Ninjas, dragons, six legged werevolves, giant armadillos,giant worms, gargantuan mosnter skeletons, flame throwing dark lords, vampirish fiends, spider like warriors, you name it..you've got it. What's more interesting is that, except for a few, there are many ways to tackle a specific boss. I won't spoil the fun for you here, it's best you figure it out for yourself. Level design is mostly good with the exception of a few which seem kind of bland considering what we're used to seeing on current gen systems. The game also experiences a few hitches when the framerate drops during intense battles or sometimes goes to the loading screen abruptly. The in-game camera can also be annoying; it tends to follow Ryu too closely sometimes or it simply gets stuck in a wall while you're fighting. Fortunately you have the option to reset the camera in front of Ryu with the right trigger. Most boss battles also have a free camera mode option with the RB button for different players' needs. The camera aspect is certainly not a game breaking experience but I would have still liked to have it centred a little farther away from Ryu than it currently is.



What would be a Ninja without his cool weapons eh? By default, Ryu is equipped with a Dragon Sword as his melee weapon and Shurikens as secondary (projectile) weapons. As you get further in the game you'll get access to many more like the Lunar Staff, Dual Katanas, Kusuri-Gama, Nunchakus, Scythe and a couple of others. Ryu is also blessed with the ability of casting Ninja Magic spells (Ninpos) on his enemies, which include elements of fire, ice, wind etc. These Ninpo spells come in very handy when you feel you're being overwhelmed by a large group of enemies. Not only do they deliver severe damage to all around you, they also protect you from any attack during those spell casting frames...neat eh?



Which brings us to NG2's combat element. Holy cricket!! is this the mother of them all. It's tough, yes, brutally tough actually, but oh sweet lord is it rewarding. Call me up when you perform and Obliteration technique the first time and do not go 'damn!!!'. If I were to talk about all the combos fo every different weapon here, it would take ages...so I'm not gonna go there. But, as I said earlier...no matter how cool an obliteration looks or how cool a mid air 40 hit combo looks, the better part of your attention should always be focused on the block, dodge and jump moves. This is no Devil May Cry 4 (a game I thoroughly enjoyed by the way), even a measly foot soldier in NG2 is potentially dangerous. Don't get too caught up in ogling at the blood you just spilled or it's time for the Game Over screen. In addition to all the moves and combos, every weapon in NG2 also has an Ultimate Technique, which basically means you have to hold down one button long enough to charge it and deal chaos on the enemies. You won't always have the time to do so, but when you do..it certainly makes things a little easier. Add to this the fact that Ryu can jump from wall to wall, do flying bird flips and can also deliver massive damage delaing hits while doing his acrobatics. Everything in NG2, all of Ryu's abilities are there for a reason. Getting yourself acclimatized with his projectile weapons, ninpo spells, airborne combos, block/dodge is AS important as chopping enemy heads off with your favourite melee weapon.
Slicing off enemy limbs, chopping their heads off in NG2 is cool not only because it looks awesome, but because you know you've done it right and earned it. Now I don't know whether this game will sell bucket loads but I'm sure as hell that it would go down in the annals of gaming as one of the most challenging and rewarding cult hits. Less than stellar graphics aside this is a magnificent game and certainly a must own of anybody who isn't easily put off by punishing difficulty in games.

Overall Rating: 9.4/10

Grand Theft Auto IV: Xbox 360 Review

So, after the *long* wait, I finally got hold of an Xbox 360 copy of Grand Theft Auto IV (GTA IV); courtesy a colleague who just visited the US. For those of you who have been living under a rock, or those who think gaming is for "children", GTA IV is the latest installment in the blockbuter GTA series from Rockstar Games. The game has amassed a whopping $500 million in sales in the FIRST WEEK of it's release, which is a record for ANY entertainment launch, yes, that includes movies too! FYI, last year's highest grossing movie Pirates of The Caribbean AT World's End made $408 million in it's entire run. Even the previous record holder was a little video game called Halo 3 made by Bungie software for the Xbox 360. Now that we're through the prep, let's get on with the review.

First off, I have never been a fan of the GTA franchise and I've barely played one of these before GTA IV, that being San Andreas. With GTA IV however, I just couldn't resist to see what the hype was all about, and why most gaming publications and websites were giving it perfect 10's. The game stands tall at 98% at Metacritic as I write this review. In GTA IV, you take on the role of Niko Bellic, a Russian ex-soldier, who comes to Liberty City(New York) in the hope of making it big with the help of his cousin Roman Bellic.

The first thing you'll notice in-game is the sheer size! of Liberty City, and the creativity and craft that has gone into developing what is probably one of the greatest in-game worlds ever created. it actually feels alive, people driving, walking, cops chasing hoodlums, people eating hot dogs, shopping, clubs, bars, eating joints..almost every damn thing you can think of in a modern day city. Oh, and you can do all those things too!

So after having spent about 10 hours since I've had the game, here's what I felt. While the gargantuan Liberty City is nothing less than superb, the other aspects like eating, dining, drinking, socializing with friends is not why I play video games...and I assume it's the same for a lot of other people too. I enjoy doing those things in REAL life. The driving experience of the game is quite realistic and is fun to toy around with, for some time atleast, but even that grows old quite fast. Stopping at checkpoints on bridges to pay the toll, when 7 cop cars are chasing mad after you, while being realistic, is quite annoying. You can of course blow the damn hurdle, but that only means more cop cars after your a**.

The plot of the game is quite intriguing, but I shall not spoil it for you here. The game starts on a slow note when you're supposed to carry out some socializing missions. Slowly and steadily it picks up in pace and you're thrown into missions which involve high speed chases/getaways, carjacking, stealing and whacking or killing some people(you're playing a hardened criminal of course!). After the first 9-10 missions, you feel a sense of deja vu every single time you go on a mission. It's always find, chase, shoot, whack blah blah blah. Don't even get me started on the game mechanics; the cover and auto aiming system this game uses has got to be the worst I've seen in a game to date. In fact, you'll be better of using the free aim which is an arduous task in itself and requires you to precisely hold down the LT button on the Xbox 360 till the halfway. And what's with the need of having to hold/tap a button continuously to make the character run? I mean that's why we have analog sticks Rockstar!

Oh, and the game truly deserves it's Mature ESRB rating. Really, you'll hear the F word almost every 3 seconds along with a barrage of other expletives. You can hire a hooker for $20, $50 or $70 services(ahem!) and you can also visit strip clubs and get private lap dances(the strip club is pretty graphic, more than partial nudity I would say). The game should be kept away from children at all cost. While I have no problems with these things, I still get the feeling that Rockstar made a deliberate attempt here to be ultra cool and forgot to add fun gameplay elements in GTA IV. I maybe wrong though, as I've said, I was never heavily into any GTA game. Maybe this is what GTA is all about, maybe this is what people love and adore in the GTA games. But, as I said earlier too; why on earth would I enjoy a strip club in a GAME for pete's sakes!, why would I enjoy a game of bowling or darts or pool in a game? Oh, and before I forget...why the hell would I enjoy sitting in an internet cafe and surf the in-game internet!!!(yeah GTA IV has one of those too). The game does have tremendous voice performances though; all accents are spot on and tonality of every character's voice matches his/her personality. The explosions are also very nicely scripted, the smoke, the shattered glass/metal, every little detail is done perfectly.

To sum up, yes, the amount of detail in this game is tremendous!! The voice acting and cutscenes are brilliant. The graphics, while not at par with many nex gen titles already in the market, do hold out on their own. In fact, the graphics performance can also be called excellent, as the game engine has to render such a huge city so seamlessly in the game. Other than these technical achievements, and a few thrills here and there, I simply found GTA IV to be an average-to-good game. It is certainly nowhere near the 'best game in 10 years' that many critics seem to think. I don't wanna drive around for 5 minutes to get to my destination, If I wanted realism...I wouldn't be playing a damn video game now would I? First major disappointment of 2008 for me, waiting for Ninja Gaiden II, Fable 2 and Gears of War II now.

Rating: 6.0/10.0

In Flames--A Sense of Purpose Review

The Gotherburg kings are back after the solid Come Clarity in 2006. It hurts to say that one of my all time favourite bands have released such a generic and uninspired musical set. Yes, The Mirror's Truth is very catchy on the first listen and a couple of other songs do manage to almost hold your attention, but otherwise, it's all...uh...a big bore. I won't waste my breath on a song by song review here. If you're one of those who are still mesmerized by their Jester Race/Whoracle/Colony days...stay away from it! If you think Reouroute to Remain or STYE kicked ass, then pick this up, you'll love this even more! Anyway, this album is perhaps the most accessible In Flames album to date, and I'm pretty sure it will win them many new fans, but they just might lose some old time fans too. It's not a bad album per se, it's just not my type, actually it's not In Flames anymore.

Rating: 6/10

Death Angel - Killing Season: Review

Death Angel need no introduction, well, not to the Thrash fan atleast. Their 1987 album, The Ultra Violence is a bonafide classic of Thrash Metal. After The Ultra Violence though, they haven't been able to impress me very much, except for Act III which was a good album. Their last offering, The Art of Dying was very! disappointing. So what have these old school metallers done with the latest offering. Ummm...ok..to be honest, and quite over the top actually..I would say that with this album Death Angel have achieved the perfect balance between old school and new school. While Slayer, Exodus, Testament, Overkill are still putting out great material, the music always divides the users into two distinct can't look eye to eye groups. This album is brutal, it's got a modern sensibility, it has melody, it has groove, it has everything for everybody. Not since Kreator's Enemy of God in 2005 have I heard an album which mixes the old and the new with such dexterity.

Coming on to the music; with the acoustic intro of opener Lord of Hate Death Angel grab your attention, and before you can spell W O W, they bombard you with a barrage of riffs! The truth is; this album does not have a single filler. Every song in here is simply brilliant, and not just when Death Angel are going sonic with their monstrous riffs, but also in the breakdowns and the slow melodious pieces and interludes. The second track, Sonic Breakdown is a monster thrasher again and following it is personal favourite and possibly the album's best song, Dethroned. Acoutic parts, soaring solos, immaculate riffing; this song goes from slow to fast to slow again to hyperspeed again, and has one of the most catchy choruses I've heard in a long long time. Carnival Justice and Buried Alive provide some more vintage old school madness and groove. Then comes Soulless, another song which reminds you how good Metal used to sound in the eighties and early nineties; it has a very rock n' roll feel to it too(trust me, it's good!!). Noose follows with some more Thrash n' Roll madness, as does When Worlds Collide, which could have very well been on Anthrax's Spreading the Disease(again!!, I mean this in a good way). Then comes God Vs. God, which serves as the perfect example of how you can win over a Korn fanatic, but still Thrash!! I mean, this is absolutely mindblowing!! What the hell were these guys on while recording this? Oh! and check out the weirdly orgasmatic solo on this one....aah!, brilliant, absolutely brilliant! Steal the Crown brings things back to the old school Thrash n Roll way again; the bluesy main riff on this one is amazing! Closing the album is Resurrection Machine, which is my second most fav song in here.

So, do yourself a favour and get this album ASAP! It's catchy, it's melodious, it's got the riffs, it's got the solos...oh! and did I mention it's heavy as hell. Anyway, I've just wasted many precious minutes away from it and boring you guys....lemme go back and listen to it some more :)

Rating: 9.5/10